Thursday, March 09, 2006

A Weird Dream



I had the strangest dream last night. Well actually more like this morning. I did not sleep very well last night because I am having problems with my knees. Well I woke up around 1 ish from the pain in my knee then I began to think about everything I had to do and how am I going to do all this stuff with bum knees. My mind just kept listing everything that was upcoming, cheer competitions, son's surprise party, work, errands, cleaning, laundry ect.... Well I guess I fell back to sleep around 4am (having to wake up at 4:30am, ughh) At the end of the night I can barely crawl back to my bedroom. Last night my daughter wanted to go visit her boyfriend "just for a few minutes" and my son wanted to go to his friend's house on the other side of the island. I know they are just kids and they do not think but I do believe if I saw my mom hobbling around in pain I would not ask her take me anywhere. But I think I was different because of the household I was raised in. Anyway... all I kept thinking at work was I do not have to go anywhere tonight, no practice, no errands, no nothing.... So anyway I brought my daughter to MonoBoy's house dropped her off, drove my son across the highway to his friend's house, well that sounds easy enough except there was an accident on the big bridge which had traffic on the highway stopped dead, which had people getting off on the service roads which was complete gridlock. It took me over half an hour to get across the overpass to our side of the island. I was near tears as my knees were throbbing from the stop and go. Well anyway I picked up the queen and home I went to ???? can you guess what I had to do when I got home??? You guessed it wash dishes, ugghhhhhhh!!!!!!! I washed a few and sat down, washed a few and sat down after an hour and half I was done. Okay WHOAAAA how the heck did I get that far off my subject which was my dream. Pops a ritalin, bops my ADD mind and back to the weird dream.

I dreamt my husband and I were at church with our dog because it was the blessing of the animals for St. Francis. Well my husband is Catholic but not a strong believer of organized religion. He is also a democrat and I am a republican (no hate mail I did not vote for Bush as my son always says jokingly "dont hate the playa hate da game", LOL) okay so the two things not discussed in my household is religion and politics. hehe. So we are at church and there are turtles everywhere. All the animals being blessed are turtles and all around the top of the inside of the church were turtle statues. (A little turtle porn to keep you interested,hehe)
Well the Priest is talking and my doggie jumps out of my lap, runs up to the altar and sits on this pillow. The ushers are yelling at me and I am trying to explain that my dog likes to be the center of attention well they did not care. So I got my dog and left out the back door. I saw the ushers pouring the holy water out by the dumpster looking around all suspicious. Then all of a sudden I am looking for my husband. I find him in this deli helping this Amazon looking girl that was like 6 feet tall, I mean HUGE. So I said to my husband, what the hell are you doing? He said he really liked her, she was tall... I was like but you are married to me. She gasped and said to him you are married to a Hillbilly harlot.I said I am NOT a hillbilly and I am NOT a whore. She kept saying Hillbilly harlot over and over again. She said listen to how she talks, she sounds like a back hills redneck. I was shocked and proclaimed loudly I do not have a southern accent. I am from the Mid-atlantic and YES I am south of the Mason Dixon line and very proud to be a southerner but I Do NOT have an ACCENT. She just kept saying it over and over again back hills slut, hillbilly harlot, redneck... Well this pissed my husband off and he told her not to talk about his wife like that. She had a tray of money that was sitting on the counter that she was making change out of as she rung people up for their deli food.( isn't this a beautiful picture of a deli counter?)
So I hit it and it went flying everywhere, my husband and I went running out the deli and we could hear her screaming OH NO SHE DIDN'T!! She began chasing us, we ran right behind this big truck that was backing up, BEEP BEEP BEEP well the beep beep was my obnoxious morning alarm. The kicker to this dream was my husband and I were both mentally challenged when we were in the deli. It was like we had downsyndrome although we looked like ourselves. Okay tell me what the heck is going on in my head!!!!!!!!

15 Comments:

At 3/09/2006, Blogger Top cat said...

Cherish..this is hilarious. I can't stop laughing my ass off.
This is one of your best posts, it's funny and the pictures you chose are AWESOME.
I can't say enough about how great this is.
****FOUR STARS****

Thanks for a great laugh today.
tc

 
At 3/09/2006, Blogger Top cat said...

ps. I don't mean to sound like I'm making fun of your dream, it's just the way you described it and the pictures with it is so funny.:)

 
At 3/09/2006, Blogger cherish said...

TC: I am happy you liked it!! Thank you so much!! You are too kind, you make me feel so good...

 
At 3/09/2006, Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Oh man, I love turtle porn. That was HOT!

 
At 3/09/2006, Blogger cherish said...

Mr. Fabulous: I had heard you were a big fan of turtle porn that is why I put it in there! hehe

 
At 3/09/2006, Blogger Tim ID said...

I would say that was officially a weird dream, even in my book. Were there any grapes in the dream BTW? :)

 
At 3/09/2006, Blogger Jim C said...

Sounds like your subconscious is doing some house-cleaning. Dreams are always symbols of something else...sounds like Mom needs a break...

 
At 3/10/2006, Blogger alan said...

I wonder if this is from huffing too much dishsoap?

:o)

alan

 
At 3/10/2006, Blogger cherish said...

Tim: I was feeding grapes to this handsome gentleman with a beard and moustache. I kept calling him King. ~WINKS~

Jim: That is a relief, I needed to get some of the cobwebs out of my brain!!

Alan: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!(Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off) OMG that is so funny I burst out laughing and my daughter just walked out of her room gave me a look like I am crazy and asked what I am laughing at. HEHE

 
At 3/10/2006, Blogger LocuTus of Borg said...

Wow you remember all that from the dream?!? Damn I'm impressed - I can never remember my dreams. No the key question .. What the hell does all that really mean? What is your subconscious telling you? Personally from the amazon girl and turtle porn, as Siegmund Freud would deduce that youare not getting enough sex ;).

I hpoe that your knees are feeling better. Sux to have those body parts start failing on ya ;) haha

 
At 3/10/2006, Blogger Sonya said...

I hope your knees feel better and that is one crazy dream.

 
At 3/10/2006, Blogger cherish said...

LoB: Hehe... I need more sex!! Are you volunteering to sex me up? WINKS!! I normally do not remember my dreams either. But I think because I was not asleep for very long before the alarm woke me up, then I saw my husband straight away and told him about it. It stayed fresh in my mind.

Sonya: Thank you so much!!!

 
At 3/10/2006, Anonymous xmichra said...

That was the BIGGEST woman ever, and the smallest man! I stared at that picture for well over five minutes!

You must be very sore and dreading the actions you will have to do in your regular life. That most likely manifested into having to deal with your worst fears while you are not in top health (proof possitive the dishes..hehe).

Hope you are feeling better soon Cherish :)

 
At 3/10/2006, Blogger cherish said...

XMichra: I figured that pic was a fake! At least I hope it is a fake. hehe... Thank you and I am hoping to feel better VERY soon. I have been cleaning today, cleaning and sitting it has been SLOWWWW going!!! My daughter has a bit competition this weekend so I am hoping the eases up a bit. Plus I have like 10 loads of clothes to do tomorrow. Today my son is bringing home friends from school and getting pizza. I love when the kids have friends over.
I hope you have an awesome weekend...

 
At 3/11/2006, Blogger Still Searching... said...

Tres bizarro!!

 

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