Tuesday, March 28, 2006

How To Clean Your Toilet

How To Clean Your Toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Signed the DOG

21 Comments:

At 3/28/2006, Blogger Still Searching... said...

heh heh..

 
At 3/28/2006, Blogger cherish said...

Still Searching: My brother sent me this joke in email and I laughed out loud when I saw the dog at the end. I am happy you liked it!

 
At 3/28/2006, Blogger Jack said...

Cherish, I really envy your energy and zeal. 8^)

 
At 3/28/2006, Blogger gunngirl said...

That cat looks PO'd. LOL! That's how my oldest cat would look.

And the dog is cracking up. heh

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger boo said...

yikes! i r back, missed u :)

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger cherish said...

Jack: Hehehe is always nice to be able to blog from work. Chuckles!! Thanks for stopping by!

Gunn: When I scrolled down while reading that I about fell over. The cat picture is perfect and he does look very angry. But when I saw that picture of the dog and how he looks like he is rolling on the floor laughing; I could not contain myself. Thanks for visiting!

Boo: WELCOME BACK!!!! Yeahhhhh Miss Bootiful is back!!!! Thank you!!

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

LOL

I don't have a cat. May I borrow yours?

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger cherish said...

Mr Fab: Hehe I do not have a cat either but there are many roaming the neighborhood I will snatch one for you!

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger Underachiever said...

Cherishy:

Ha! this is good.

next week how to clean your rifle with a parakeet.

or how to clean your intestines with a rabid gerbil...wait that's on the Richard Gere blog...my bad.

Undr

 
At 3/29/2006, Anonymous xmichra said...

I posted this joke a while ago too.. I thought the pictures were the absolute best!

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger cherish said...

Undr: EEEPPPSSSSSSSSSS now that is a lot to think about Undr. yuck!

XMichra: I did not see that on your site. My brother emailed me that yesterday and it cracked me up. I think the dog is the funniest thing of all. Thanks for stopping by!!

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger LocuTus of Borg said...

My cousin just sent me that ... funny! haha He did not have pics with it, so yours is even better ;)

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger StringMan said...

That's great. I have two cats. I'll bet it's double the fun! I like the way you think :)

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger Sonya said...

This is great. I love it. LOL!
P.S. thanks for the great comment about my niece making cheerleader.

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger Gary said...

Definately the funniest post I've seen this week. That dog is such a practical joker.

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger cherish said...

LoB: I think the pictures definitely make the joke!! The dog is just hysterical and that is one angry kittycat!! hehe.

Stringman: Double the fun and double clean, hehe!!! I like the way you think too, I am still laughing over the tooth and today's post; absolutely hysterical!!!

Sonya: I am happy you liked it!! I am very excited for your niece. Cheerleading is the bomb!

Gary: I am happy you liked it as well. That dog is just hysterical and cracks me up everytime I look at it. That is one of those once in a lifetime shots.

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger The Cake Lady said...

That is too effin hilarious!! HaHa Ha! LMAO!!!!

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger Jim C said...

I'd seen the instructions before but the pictures...particularly the dog, are great! Thanx for the big laugh.

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger cherish said...

The Cake Lady: Agrees completely!!!! Thanks for stopping by!!

JimC: Thank you!!! I am happy you enjoyed it... It really made my day when I opened the email from my brother!

 
At 3/29/2006, Blogger Top cat said...

ummmmm CAT joke huh?..ok it's funny but the dog is taking this way to joyfully..
btw, I have myself professionally groomed by two hot swedish cat groomers named Hilga and Elke.

 
At 3/30/2006, Blogger cherish said...

TC: LOL!!! I think the dog was have way too much fun!! But the cat look quite upset for someone who just got a great bath.

 

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